The IPL is about to conclude. And it has left its mark all over the India. Yes! Can you believe that to get a stand seat you need to pay Rupees 1000 for the semifinals? I do not think that it is due to the galloping inflation. Inflation has a defined domain and it rarely intrudes the range of luxury. Any way, I have no doubt about the future of IPL. As long as IPL would stand for Indian Premier League it is going to bring fortune for the team owners. What if it is expanded as Iceland Primer League or something similar to AajTak version of IPL i.e; Indian Paisa League. I do not know. If Mr. Lalit Modi gets a chance to expand it he would definitely go for “I Like Priety”. Is it absurd? How can it be! It is the hottest gossip of IPL (I am not talking about the planned rumor mills like Harbhajan-Sreesanth Fracas). If MBBS can be expanded as Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery why can IPL not be expanded using the same Rule! It is still a question for me why do they call it MBBS why not BMBS. May be because it sounds similar to BUMPS!
This IPL would be remembered for various reasons like it is the first time when SET MAX has not placed a female host in the discussion board. You need not to be Arindham Choudhary to understand that how Ms. Mandira Bedi had affected the TRPs of last few cricket tournaments telecasted by SET MAX. It was the first time when puritans came to know about cuts other than square cut and lemon cut. It has not only catered the adulterous eyes of viewers like us but also inculcated women’s interest in cricket. Why do women watch cricket? It is a topic of an unhealthy discussion. So, it is better to conclude that it is Mandira’s Jorget Saari and not Dhoni’s hair-style which attracts them.
Next are the moments which witnessed Gambhir pulverizing Ishaant Sharma, Sehwag appreciating Sohaib Malik and many more which could never be possible without this IPL. It is a global platform for few cricket playing nations.
But the man who has impressed me the most in this tournament is none other than Mr Ravi Shastri- a man of impeccable phrases. His commentary has spiced the tournament. His one liner like:
Another man in the middle: How can one play from the corner. It is quite obvious that one has to come to the middle of a ground to bat. But he does not find it obvious. Whenever a new batsman comes, he announces it as if he has discovered fourth Newton’s law.
This is going to stay here: It has been used ad nauseasm. Whenever anyone plays a innings of more than 25, he dictates his fate he is going to stay in this format of game.
If I am not wrong; he has forecasted similar fates for players like Hrishikesh Kanitkar, laxmipati Balaji etc. How long did they stay?
Yes! But he does not exaggerate as Siddhu used to do. No doubt he is leading India commentators. As long as he is in the middle others have to constrain themselves to the corners.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
Do you work for peanut?
I have heard several people saying, "I can not work for peanuts!"
Very ture! Why would one work for peanuts? That too in the era of health awakening, it’s stupid to even think about it. Man! Have you ever calculated who much calories do you cosume when you eat a gram of peanut? Girls can not even imagine of touching a peanut. Why? Don’t you know they have sheer belief in touch therapy! They have gone through their organic chemistry lessons; they know that Like dissolves Like. Cholesterol- which has achieved a villainous stature (It has been reported that girls consider it a bigger threat than The Great Gulsan Grover and Shakti Kapoor; stop googling spider is not efficient for such searches) is an organic compound and it can pass through our permeable skin and dissolve with carbohydrate. So, it’s better to stay 10 miles away from such organic compounds. I have read somewhere that the leading potato wafer producer “Lays” has hired five pro-eminent Inorganic chemists to invent inorganic potato. Among the five, one is Dr. O P Tandon, the famous writer of the magnum opus called “The Inorganic chemistry”. I have been reported that to print a copy of it; 397 tree are cut. His creation has placed many IIT aspirants at nowhere. Inorganic-Aaloo is Saif’s idea. When Abumani Ramadoss (though he has tried enough to become a household name, I am not very sure about his name) attacked Saif for advertising potato wafer branded as Lays; it affected the sales and lays registered its all time low. Consequently, Saif was blamed for the fate (You are not lucky always; Saif did Tashan and Race but no one blamed him). Then Saif made his point clear that it was not his fault. Do you know what did he say? “Come’ on cut the crap short…. in the era of health awakening, no one is ready to consume anything organic…..even karu (kareena) has left eating junk…. Damn it! We must use Inorganic-aaloo…” Saif and kareena do not indulge themselves in the act of love-biting. “Organic Prohibited.” Anyway, it’s a different issue.
Now the question is; is it the cholesterol that has caused hatred for peanuts or something else? I think, this time it is not fair to blame the cholesterol. The word peanuts contains two syllabi pea and nuts. Do you think that a noble creature like we the human beings would work for something like this? No way! Pee and nuts, both are somewhat related to spontaneity. One a spontaneous phenomenon another one is a spontaneous behavior or attitude (I do not know, what this American slang exactly means.) As they are spontaneous, we do not need to work for these things.
The next point is; do trivial things like pee and nuts have the caliber to get a human being on his feet? Boss! Until and unless we are not persuaded for something which is very difficult to figure out, we would not slog our respective ass (Respective is an important word). Yes, this is the truth; all of us work for something which is not known to us. Like happiness! We work to get the comforts and I do not think anyone would get the comfort by consuming peanuts. Boss! Believe me if you try to stuff your belly with it, no doubt you would be suffering from constipation which would be a leading cause for the discomfort of yours as well as the others. You must be knowing from your past experience; how does constipation ruin others’ peace.
So, this has been proved that whosoever is working for peanuts is a fool. Its not worth to exert yourself for pee-nuts.
Very ture! Why would one work for peanuts? That too in the era of health awakening, it’s stupid to even think about it. Man! Have you ever calculated who much calories do you cosume when you eat a gram of peanut? Girls can not even imagine of touching a peanut. Why? Don’t you know they have sheer belief in touch therapy! They have gone through their organic chemistry lessons; they know that Like dissolves Like. Cholesterol- which has achieved a villainous stature (It has been reported that girls consider it a bigger threat than The Great Gulsan Grover and Shakti Kapoor; stop googling spider is not efficient for such searches) is an organic compound and it can pass through our permeable skin and dissolve with carbohydrate. So, it’s better to stay 10 miles away from such organic compounds. I have read somewhere that the leading potato wafer producer “Lays” has hired five pro-eminent Inorganic chemists to invent inorganic potato. Among the five, one is Dr. O P Tandon, the famous writer of the magnum opus called “The Inorganic chemistry”. I have been reported that to print a copy of it; 397 tree are cut. His creation has placed many IIT aspirants at nowhere. Inorganic-Aaloo is Saif’s idea. When Abumani Ramadoss (though he has tried enough to become a household name, I am not very sure about his name) attacked Saif for advertising potato wafer branded as Lays; it affected the sales and lays registered its all time low. Consequently, Saif was blamed for the fate (You are not lucky always; Saif did Tashan and Race but no one blamed him). Then Saif made his point clear that it was not his fault. Do you know what did he say? “Come’ on cut the crap short…. in the era of health awakening, no one is ready to consume anything organic…..even karu (kareena) has left eating junk…. Damn it! We must use Inorganic-aaloo…” Saif and kareena do not indulge themselves in the act of love-biting. “Organic Prohibited.” Anyway, it’s a different issue.
Now the question is; is it the cholesterol that has caused hatred for peanuts or something else? I think, this time it is not fair to blame the cholesterol. The word peanuts contains two syllabi pea and nuts. Do you think that a noble creature like we the human beings would work for something like this? No way! Pee and nuts, both are somewhat related to spontaneity. One a spontaneous phenomenon another one is a spontaneous behavior or attitude (I do not know, what this American slang exactly means.) As they are spontaneous, we do not need to work for these things.
The next point is; do trivial things like pee and nuts have the caliber to get a human being on his feet? Boss! Until and unless we are not persuaded for something which is very difficult to figure out, we would not slog our respective ass (Respective is an important word). Yes, this is the truth; all of us work for something which is not known to us. Like happiness! We work to get the comforts and I do not think anyone would get the comfort by consuming peanuts. Boss! Believe me if you try to stuff your belly with it, no doubt you would be suffering from constipation which would be a leading cause for the discomfort of yours as well as the others. You must be knowing from your past experience; how does constipation ruin others’ peace.
So, this has been proved that whosoever is working for peanuts is a fool. Its not worth to exert yourself for pee-nuts.
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